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Stay Classy Roberto Alomar

Roberto Alomar dignifies the game of baseball

Continuing a trend of spurned lovers accusing their former baseball player paramours of giving them STD’s, Ilya Dall filed a lawsuit against Roberto Alomar alledging he intentionally had unprotected sex with her after he knew he acquired HIV. The gentlemanly 12 time All-Star is denying that claim and that he now has AIDS. So far, Ms. Dall has yet to confront Alomar Shamsky-style with video camera in midtown, but tomorrow is another day.

Written by Clinton

February 12, 2009 at 1:58 am