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Posts Tagged ‘Art Shamsky

Stay Classy Roberto Alomar

Roberto Alomar dignifies the game of baseball

Continuing a trend of spurned lovers accusing their former baseball player paramours of giving them STD’s, Ilya Dall filed a lawsuit against Roberto Alomar alledging he intentionally had unprotected sex with her after he knew he acquired HIV. The gentlemanly 12 time All-Star is denying that claim and that he now has AIDS. So far, Ms. Dall has yet to confront Alomar Shamsky-style with video camera in midtown, but tomorrow is another day.

Written by Clinton

February 12, 2009 at 1:58 am

Not All Divorces Have to be Ugly and Hateful

Former New York Met, Art Shamsky, and his ex-wife Kim are engaged in an ongoing legal dispute. Like any battle between former lovers, the two sides have some disagreements, but let’s hope they can find some common ground and keep things amicable.

Classy.

Written by Clinton

February 6, 2009 at 4:59 pm

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