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You may have missed this, but the world is ending and the only way to save yourself and your family is to plant a garden.

Not just any garden will do. You need a Crisis Garden. That’s according to the helpful people that want to sell you all your Crisis Garden needs for only $164 at survivalseedbank.com.

Here are some excerpts from the site…

You don’t have to be an Old Testament prophet to see what’s going on all around us. A belligerent lower class demanding handouts. A rapidly diminishing middle class crippled by police state bureaucracy. An aloof, ruling elite that has introduced us to an emerging totalitarianism which seeks control over every aspect of our lives.

As the meltdown progresses, one of the first things to be affected will be our nation’s food supply. Expect soaring prices along with moderate to severe shortages by spring. If you don’t have the ability to grow your own food next year, your life may be in danger.

“What would I do if the grocery stores closed?” The answer sadly is that you’d probably go hungry.
you need to have the peace of mind knowing that if things were to get scary, that you and your family could still eat.

Without A Long Term Food Solution Many Americans Could Starve.

“Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation.”

There you have it. Hurry up and act now. Your kids may die because you didn’t vote Republican if you don’t surrender to unwarranted fear and send them $164. Why are you still sitting there? Order now.  And panic, please make sure you panic.

For thousands of years, many of the people on Earth have looked to the pope for leadership and guidance. He is supposed to be somewhat of an expert on judgement. That’s why everyone is having a fit after he un-ex-communicated a Halocaust denying splitter, Richard Williamson. This is a clip of the esteemed bishop eloquently half-facting his way into oblivion.

I think the important lesson we should all learn from this is that if anything happens that you don’t like or discredits you antiquated agenda, the solution is to pretend it didn’t happen. After that, you can get creative and get other people to pretend with you and make up a whole pretend world, or sect in this case. *English accent helpful but not necessary.